I Wish....

• we had a personal chef for Andrew because he's so picky and I have no idea what to feed him.
• I had a personal menu planner.
• I was at least 5'8".
• we never ran out of Coke.
• I got paid the suggested salary of a stay-at-home mommy, which is $138,000+.
• I lived a little closer to my family and friends.
• I had gotten to know my Grandma Hall before she passed away to cancer.
• I wasn't so paranoid about leaving Andrew with a babysitter.
• Andrew's teeth would start coming in. He's been stuck with 7 teeth for months and I'm beginning to wonder if there are anymore in there!
• my M-I-L didn't think she always needed to be with us at the beach. We need vacation time without her!!!
• I could get the stack of Parenting & Better Homes and Garden magazines on my desk read.
• people respected the property of others.
• our mail came earlier in the day and not after 3pm.
• the price of everything would stop going up and up.
• the temperature always stayed between 72 & 80 degrees Fahrenheit.
• kids weren't such a huge responsibility because otherwise I would stay pregnant.
• we had a pool without any upkeep.
• Andrew's toys picked themselves up.
• all the good food wasn't so bad for our bodies.
• it was as easy to lose weight as it is to gain.
• people would do a good job and not take the easy way out. If you can't do it right, don't do it at all.
• Target sold Coast soap.
• we didn't have to watch everywhere we step outside in fear of stepping on fire ant hills.
• we could slow down the progression of our children growing up so fast.
• my name wasn't comprised of 2 first names. Do you know how many times I've been called Kelly? And, at doctor offices, are they calling Kelly as the first name or the last name? Confusing!
• auto post would actually work! Why do they not post when scheduled?